our common goal
was waiting for
the world to end
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ruinedchildhood gay-lettuce


you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

atomsofrocks unescapable

becomingroux avenue
How the signs respond to “I love you”


Aries- I love you MORE


Gemini- I love… cake.

Cancer- for how long?

Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?

Virgo- Thank you

Libra- I have to pee.

Scorpio- Mhm

Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU

Capricorn- I know.

Aquarius- What even is love?

Pisces- Huh?


"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."

triatic moistbottom
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phillypu laughing-llama


i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

sadden starlessmilkyways

"Good Morning"
“How was your day?”
“Be careful”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“Sweet dreams”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Good night”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“You’re beautiful”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”

You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.

(via bl-ossomed)

this is my favorite.

(via colieolie)
blocklava starlessmilkyways



Guys I need your help. amazingpeetaisnotonfire is seriously considering suicide and I need you guys to help me talk her out of it. Her life is worth it. Everybody’s life is worth it. Reblog if you agree so she can see how many people care

Update: she said she’s “leaving tumblr for a few days.” Can we get this post to 5,000 before then? That way she could come back and see that thousands of people would miss her



If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

thornsandwillows unescapable
katara ryancanyoustop


im going to bed now and cute boys are encouraged to come over and cuddle

tifftiffhoooray wafflemasteroffandoms
mr-egbutt crystallized-teardrops


when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met